Saturday, November 19, 2005

The Local Consequences of Global Warming

I turned on the local public television station for a moment in the middle of the night last night and learned that the polar bears are hungry and endangered. The weather is so warm this year that the acrtic ice is a month late in forming and until the sea freezes the polar bears can't go out on the ice hunting for seals for their dinner.

This morning I awoke to the realization that we could, if not solve, at least ameliorate two of our environmental problems by feeding Republicans to the bears.

1 Comments:

Blogger Gnuosphere said...

Some may feel this to be an extreme solution. However, it seems to simply be 'a modest proposal'.

10:59 PM  

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